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“You love it right?" Lassiter asked, holding his Bible high. "I mean, you told me to go on the internet. I did. I even printed out my diploma or whatever the hell it's called." Opening the cover of the King James version, he took out a piece of paper and waved it around. "See? Nice and legal-like" Beth leaned in "Wow". "I know right? Just like Harvard" "Impressive" "I'm totally framing that shit, wha-what.”

“By the power vested in me thanks to Google, I know pronounce you husband and wife! You may kiss the bride!”

Rhage raised his hand:

• Pastor Ass-hat, I have a question.
• Yes my son, you are going to hell.